Cade Bellow’s snarky sci-fi satires unleash canine chaos on dystopian worlds. From the BarkTube antics of The Big Beautiful Sheriff Show to the galactic scams of Canine Cosmos Canticles, his books roast bureaucracy and greed with dogged wit. Packed with rebellious hounds and laugh-out-loud capers, Cade’s tales invite readers ages 16+ to revel in absurdity. Dive into his universe, where every bark bites and mischief rules!
Lady Miranda Whisperer sparks a snarky rebellion against Clearwater’s treat-obsessed R+ Cult, whose dopamine-drenched dogma threatens to leash dogs into submission, uncovering the Aversive Alliance’s sinister control in a cosmic canine clash.
In Clearwater’s sun-soaked sprawl, Lady Miranda Whisperer, a sharp-tongued renegade with a cosmic canine crew, takes on the R+ Cult’s treat-pushing tyrant, Carl, whose Vibra-Treat 3000 promises instant obedience but delivers chaos. Guided by a mystical cosmic pawprint, Miranda and her pack—Kaelas, Luna, Odin, Sparky, and Daisy—unleash GameCraft antics like Joy Jolt to defy Carl’s sugar-coated empire. As his Big Beautiful Bill crumbles in a Gulf Coast beach showdown, a darker truth emerges: the Aversive Alliance, a shadowy cabal pulling the leash. From snarky beachside brawls to instinct-driven triumphs, Miranda’s pack exposes the Cult’s manipulative gear, but the Alliance’s whispers threaten to muzzle their rebellion. Racing through Clearwater’s sandy chaos, Miranda must outwit a cabal whose control could collar every dog, or risk a pandemonium that’ll leave tails tucked and treats uneaten.
Cade Bellow, a wiry, middle-aged man around 50, with a lean frame that seems perpetually ready for action, embodies the spirit of his satirical sci-fi. His salt-and-pepper hair, though cropped short, retains a tousled rebellion, mirroring the subversive humor found in his writing. Steely gray eyes, sharp and glinting with sardonic wit, hint at the dry observations he weaves into his narratives. His weathered face, with its prominent, sharp cheekbones, speaks of countless hours spent under the open sky, a canvas of experience etched by the Florida sun and the wind rushing past on his Indian Motorcycle. Often found on the backroads of Florida, the rumble of his bike a familiar counterpoint to the hum of cicadas, Cade is as much a part of the landscape as the eccentric characters that populate his fictional worlds.
Cade Bellow is a master of snarky sci-fi satire, blending biting humor with canine chaos in his uproarious tales of galactic pups and dystopian hounds. With an unparalleled knack for exposing absurdity through a dog’s-eye view, Cade’s works—like the rollicking Canine Cosmos Canticles, the cleverly subversive Dog Star Decalogue, and the hilariously pointed A Sheriff Show Satire—deliver laugh-out-loud adventures that mercilessly poke fun at bureaucracy, greed, and galactic mischief. His storytelling is deeply informed by a profound understanding of canine behavior, honed over decades of working with dogs, a wealth of experience he channels into his rebellious, tail-wagging heroes. When he’s not penning his next satirical escapade, Cade can often be found brainstorming over a plate of stuffed mushrooms at a roadside diner, a mischievous grin playing on his lips as he plots cosmic capers. Based in a sun-soaked corner of Florida, he invites readers to unleash their inner rogue and dive headfirst into his wildly entertaining, often absurd, universe.
